Heat Wave

It’s so hot here in Chicago that a couple times I’ve started to feel drunk just by sitting in my office and sweating myself into inebriation.

My plans for the weekend include alternately getting ahead on some of my work projects and playing Just Dance 2019 while chugging some pedialite.

No one is invited.

Author: jess

This is not one of the things I do professionally.

One thought on “Heat Wave”

  1. it’s so fucking hot!!!! it’s terrible!!!!!! i am going to the gym because i finally can, but like — i might take a cab tbh?? just bc GOD it’s TOO DAMN HOT

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